Make your own free website on


that's IncrediBILL!!

a> Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The

> umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, and suddenly

> Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the side and

> onto the field. The stunned umpire shouts, "No, Mr. President! I said,

> 'Throw the first PITCH!" >

> ========== >

> If a couple in Arkansas get married, move to Washington, then move

> back to Arkansas, are they still brother and sister? >

> ========== >

> Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's

> special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. >

> "The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," Hillary says. >

> The waiter nods and asks, "And the vegetable?" >

> "Oh," replies Hillary, "He'll have the fish." >

> ========== >

> Q. Bill and Hillary are on a sinking boat. Who gets saved? >

> A. The nation. >

> ========== >

> Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a

> dishonest > lawyer? >

> A. Chelsea! >

> ========== >

> Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex? >

> A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes." >

> ========== >

> Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps

> of Air Force One with a pig under his arm. At the bottom of the steps,

> the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pig, Mr.

> President!" >

> Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know this is a genuine Arkansas

> Razor-back Hog. I got it for Hillary." >

> The honor guardsman answers, "Nice trade, Sir." >

> ========== >

> One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the

> Oval Office. Clinton was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset

> because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House!

> I want something done about it immediately!" >

> "Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replied. "I'll take

> those mirrors out right away!" >

\> ========== >

> Dole was asked the presidential underwear question: boxers or briefs? >

> After a moment's reflection, he answered, "Depends....." >

> ========== >

> Quayle, Gingrich, and Packwood are traveling in a car together in the

> midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and

> tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come to and extract

> themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the Land of Oz. >

> They decide to go see the Wizard of Oz. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask

> the Wizard for a brain." >

> Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." >

> Packwood says, "Where's the little girl? Where's Dorothy?" >

> =========== >

> One of Bill Clintons aids came into the oval office and said, "Mr

> President, what should we do about this abortion bill?" >

> Mr. Clinton replied, "Well...PAY IT of course!! How many times do I

> have to tell you that?" >

Hot Links