Once upon a time there was a BIG Dish. As it glistened in the Spring day, a couple Doves 

happened upon it while it was processing the digital Jesus Cluster from AMC-3 transponder 17.

The Jesus Cluster includes most every national radio preacher on the radio and The Bible Answer Man

They like it so much, Mr. Dove built a nice home for Mrs.  Dove.

And they Had Babies.

The Chinese regard the doves nesting as a sign of good fortune.